What the what?
Tuesday was a crazy day. Hugo Chavez passed away, the DOW hit an all time high and my wife thought I was dead. Crazy day indeed.
Dead? Yes. Dead. Scary really but a little funny in hindsight. After shoveling the walks last night I was pretty worn out, then I went over to Mark B's to hang out and had a few drinks while we chatted. I went home and proceeded to get comfortable on the couch while watching Saturday Night Live on Netflix. Turns out I was more tired than I realized and passed out with the television blaring. Beth got home a little later and after saying 'hi' a few times with no response she came into the living room where I wasn't moving. I was sleeping hard apparently because I didn't wake up until she physically shook me a bit.
After waking this morning she told me all about it and how she thought I had slipped into some sort of coma. Freaky. I am not dead though, so don't worry. Hugo Chavez is...not me.
Seriously? The DOW hits an all time high after favorable economic reports are released? Crazy. I thought this country was spiraling into oblivion and Obama was a dictator now. No? I guess certain media outlets should just settle down...or at least take a refresher civics course.
Anyway.
CLUE #3!
You most likely find it in a can...in a basement or a garage...if you were going to find it in someones house.
7 comments:
You're SURE it's not glue?
How about rubber cement?
OR
Wood stain?
Are you sure it's not sawdust?
Getting there but not quite yet.
Is it grease?
No.
SALT! Is it salt?
Nope. You're going to be so mad when you find out...and I'm sorry about that. I really am. I'm a horrible person.
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